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Force choke

Force choking is to grab the back of a persons head and force it towards your penis (hints force choke) while saying "force choke". it is most fun when doing it to people you don't know or people that dont know what it means.
Jamie says an absolutly retarded remark. I grab the back of her head and pull it to my croch while saying "force choke".
by Zombie Steve October 22, 2006
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choke a bitch

to release stress; to yell obscene words out in panic or frustration; to masturbate
I have so much homework right now I just want to choke a bitch!
by DJ Little Strawberry December 6, 2004
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chokebrain

Let's role down to the man's place and pick up a teener of chokebrain.
by Crisco June 25, 2005
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chokey chodestedt

a boy who enjoys eating girls out but is too lame to let them in his pants.

and he's ashamed of his chode
"god, what a chokey chodestedt"
by SARAH!<3 June 7, 2007
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Chokehold

An aggressive handjob of the type Putin likes to demand from Dontrumpald.
I think the concept of a chokehold sounds so innocent and so perfect. You have to be careful, but with that being said, it would be, I think, a very good thing that, generally speaking, should deliver a happy ending.

I will say this you wrangle and you collude and what happens sometimes if you're alone with "somebody' who's tough and you get "somebody" in a chokehold, what are you going to do, say, oh, and it's a real bad Russian, and what are you going to do now? Let go and say, let's start over again, Mel says,"I'm not allowed to have you in a chokehold" It's a tough situation.

A chokehold s good if it's a one-on-one. Now if it's a two-on-one, that's a little bit of a different story, depending on stamina and hand strength you'd be better served with a double fluffer or an Eiffel Tower. Generally speaking, everyone should get a happy ended.
by J*Pen June 12, 2020
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choke police

Police officers that pull you over for drugs. The "choke" part comes from swallowing the drugs to hide from the cops.
The choke police caught me with the weed still in my mouth!
by Brigg August 4, 2006
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Choke 'N Soak

A violent sex act involving manual strangulation, followed by urinating on the victum, sometimes into the mouth. Ususally the intercoarse is mutually agreed upon, but the asphyxia is not.
"This bitch would not give me head so I gave her the Choke 'N Soak and threw 20 bucks at her to clean herself up...what a fuckpig!"
by rsvp2rip August 4, 2009
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