Cottonmouth Creamery

After smoking marijuana to the point of intoxicating, you have your lover perform oral sex to the point of ejaculation, which will then lubricate her mouth.

I totally saw those two dropouts visitng the Cottonmouth Creamery behind the tool shed.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Bavarian Cream

A Bavarian Cream is when you carefully shit on the rim of a toilet, then mash it with the toilet seat.

Right before he left on his last day, Sheldon did a Bavarian Cream in the employee men's room. Apparently he wasn't interested in a good referral

by skid mark vz March 12, 2008

Rasberry Cream Pie

When a man cums in a woman who's on her period, she then squeaze's it out and it will be rasberry colored.

Oh man I gave my girlfriend the best cream pie when she was on her period, it was red colored!

Oh snap! Rasberry cream pie!

by xBunnyliciousx October 13, 2010

Creamated

Getting extremely intoxicated from Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka, to the point that many of your friends think you may be dead and will need to be cremated.

Alert the paramedics, we got a bottle of Pinnacle, were getting creamated tonight.

by J Squills September 18, 2011

Cream Boy Delight

A man, but not just any man. He is the man. The man this is him. He is know to be extremely smart, almost to the point of being beyond the human mind. He is also debatably the best looking man around, depending on his company, and can make the women's panties drop. In fact, when Cream Boy Delight enters the room, girl's panties get wetter than a towel in a thunderstorm. There are few people who can compare to CBD, and the ones that can are usually dead, this is due to the pure power behind his ability to "drop the Dong." He is a man of science, love, magic, and hate. No one understands him, because he can't even understand himself.

Girl A) OMG! Is that Cream Boy Delight...
Girl B) My panties are so wet, I think I might have sex with him right here!
Girl C) He is the Best Man Ever, that has ever or will ever, exist.

by Vanilla Taco February 12, 2014

Cream pie for the straight guy

When you finish inside your female partner than slide down and lick it out of her

I dropped a load in her and she asked for a cream pie for the straight guy and pushed my face between her thighs.

by Teknodruid June 7, 2017

Mangina cream

typically the cream applied to one's mangina in order to alleviate a rash. a mangina is basically when a man has a very small penis and doesn't act like a man and also gives free blowjobs at that one gas station at around 2PM ...every day.

yo dog my mangina be itchin, go get me some mangina cream

by rainbowpenis433 May 24, 2012