Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."

by Minker1 December 1, 2017

carrot

haha pee

i fucked a carrot

by ,jkhwaoifhwief May 20, 2022

Carrot

The carrot, also known as Chamaepsila rosae, is a creamy yellow fly that enjoys long walks on the beach, sunbathing, and weird, stringy, orange vegetables.

Hey, I found a dead carrot!

by MrMeow November 21, 2017

Carrot caking

Taking a load to the face by a carrot top aka red head

I spent last night carrot caking Mrs. Jones

by Lady Viscera November 30, 2017

Little baby carrot

Tiny dick

Mel has a little baby carrot. Reasons why he gets no bitches

by Myles Welch July 6, 2018

Broccoli, carrots and peas

Your side bitch or dude. They ain't your main there your side

you bitches fighting over a dude when you'll never be his main chick.. you're broccoli and she's carrots. Broccoli, carrots and peas

by badder than Heman April 20, 2023

carrots

skinny legend fingers

Person: Hey you have nice carrots
Another person: What?
Person: Your fingers .-.

by stanstraykidsandstreamgodsmenu July 17, 2020