Canada

A country north of The United States of America.

Also a safe space where liberals "move to" when a president they don't like gets elected and when their safe space in California isn't enough.

Mike: "So you heard about the libtards moving to Canada now simply because of Donald Trump being elected?"
Shawn: "Yeah, and maybe we should build a wall at the border up north to keep the snowflakes out too!"

by A Idiot in a Village January 11, 2019

Candace Owens

Owner of the organization Blexit, Best friends with Kanye West, and proves the Democratic Party wrong.

White liberal: you can’t support Donald Trump, your black!

Candace Owens: I guess I appreciate Donald Trump‘s long history of helping the black community, And I don’t appreciate Joe Biden‘s long history with racism.

by Randybrad October 22, 2020

Canada

1. America's hat.
2. America's backyard.
3. America's little brother who always talks trash and is lucky it doesn't get socked in the face.
4. A really cool country, except for the parts with Frenchies. Those guys suck.
5. A country with terrible medical aid.
6. The first country the United States will annex if a holocaustic World War III begins.
7. The country that doesn't need a fence on the border.

1. Hey, where's my hat?
- On top of Michigan.
2. Where's the dog?
-In Canada.
3. Why do they keep trash-talkin'? Don't they know we'll beat them down?
-Dude, they're Canadians.
4. Ontario = Awesome
Quebec = SUCKTACULAR!
5. Hey, does anybody want some free drugs?
6. In Fallout 3, America annexed Canada during the nuclear war with China.
7. Stupid Mexico.

by The Great enal March 14, 2009

Canada

The largest French popupulation in the world not to surrender to the Germans

"Look at all those Canadians. They're lucky America is next to them."

by Eric Kinneary February 28, 2004

Canada

A foriegn land where American 19-20 year olds go to get fucked up cuz they can legally drink, I know that's what I do!

Let's all go to "Canadia" so we can drink Metric Mega FuckTon of liquor and make our American O Face with Canadians...ehh?

by EasyEdith Loves Canadian Skanks October 6, 2003

Canandaigua

A small town of about 18,000 (including town and city)in western upstate New York. Known for its lake south of the town, which holds some of the most expensive lake real estate in the country (basically affluent people from Rochester/out of state that buy summer houses). Although most people are year round residents (I am one of them) many do not own property on the lake. Despite what most people/visitors believe, the town is far from rich or snobby (compared to the wealthy suburbs of Rochester like Pittsford) with most people fitting into the middle/upper middle class category. During the summer many people visit the hyped up Rosland Water Park, only to find that it's a waste of time and money. During the winter however, one can ski at Bristol Mountain which is about a 15 minute drive from the town. Most kids living in Canandaigua attend Canandaigua Academy (the public high school) and participate in sports or art/drama.

Canandaigua is a good place to grow up with the lake during the summer, and skiing in the winter.

by Fenway182 June 29, 2007

Candace Nelson

A weird goose, usually found in Arabia who eats anas hairs.
Usually extremely obese.

Man that Candace Nelson is blocking my view, i got better luck standing behind a truck.

A fart jar

by Lywewe Jihoovawitz September 26, 2010