Conor's Beard

Reference to a large amount of hair recently removed to cause shock amongst friends. Usu. Facial Hair on men.

Dude, did you see bill's conor's beard? One day, it was bushy as a sheep, now its all gone.

by czach November 13, 2007

beard season

Two Michigan definitions:
1. Fall beard season is defined as the open of deer season and the beard is shaved off when a deer is harvested or the end of the season.

2. Spring beard season starts when the Nation Hockey League's playoff season starts. Beard season ends when the Red Wings win Lord Stanley's Cup or when they are eliminated.

Jim: Damn Joe, it's Thanksgiving and your beard is getting pretty thick.
Joe: I'm hopeless. I missed two bucks at 100 yards. Only way I get a deer this year is if I hit one with my truck.

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John: I can't believe San Jose beat us like a red headed step child.
Junior: No shit, at least beard season is over and I can shave this scratchy thing off.

by Sker April 28, 2011

Douche Beard

A full beard and sideburns with a mustache that may or may not be trimmed that is worn my a man with a bald head.

Chris Daughtry often sports a douche beard

by Bigs73 June 28, 2014

Bearded Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a beard of shit

John's boyfriend looks like a real man after he gives a bearded blumpkin

by Hollowzero April 11, 2008

Douche Beard

A douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

A fat douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

The beard is dirty. It will usually contain some food particles or maybe even insects.

Picture a douche bag with a dirty Abe Lincoln style facial hair.

Rick: Look at that guys douche beard
Tom: Its nasty dude, I saw him eat a bean from it

by my_cack November 02, 2009

Bearded Dragon

When having oral sex with a woman, grab her head as you blow so that all the sperm goes in, this should result in some running out of her nose, making hear resemble a chinese bearded dragon

Billy "I grabbed that bitches head and blew in her mouth till she looked like a bearded dragon!"

by bunse July 10, 2009

Drag Beard

1. See: Skirt Boy
2. Ugly.
3. A male who dresses in women's clothes who has a thick beard.

"I totally thought that was a chick, and then it turned around, and OMG it was Drag Beard!!!11!!"

Also see: opposite of cool.

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003