by ILikeBurritos3 September 22, 2019
Get the Burritomug. (n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.
"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."
"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."
by Josh Cartwright December 29, 2024
Get the Tuna Burritomug. An Outside Burrito is one of those burritos that you get at a mexican restaurant 2 minutes before they close... They slap spoon fulls of bean juice, luke warm half cooked chicken, and whatever other musty day old toppings you get in a burrito, they wrap it half ass, then they tell you to “get the hell out” so you and your buddy stand outside in the rain, eating your grimey burritos on top of his car when one of you looks at the other as a slime of beans and rice slips out of the tortilla like hot snakes and says, “Now this... This is an Outside Burrito.”
Friend 1 - “Hey lets go pick up Yag from work and get some free food before they throw it out.”
Friend 2 - “Ahhhh yes... An Outside Burrito.”
Friend 2 - “Ahhhh yes... An Outside Burrito.”
by Eweesheewee March 16, 2020
Get the outside burritomug. When you with a friend manage to put your dicks in a hoes mouth.
Extra points if you pull off both cheeks with your dicks.
Extra points if you pull off both cheeks with your dicks.
— Let us put a double burrito there, honey.
— Hey, Mike! Im bored fucking her in the ass, come, see, I put one here, you put one there, remember that mexican restaurant?
— Oh, yeah, double burrito style!
— Hey, Mike! Im bored fucking her in the ass, come, see, I put one here, you put one there, remember that mexican restaurant?
— Oh, yeah, double burrito style!
by notsofasthoney June 17, 2019
Get the double burritomug. by FakeHolocaust June 23, 2019
Get the Burritomug. by Burrito Mistress September 22, 2016
Get the burrito meatmug. When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.
My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.
by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015
Get the Bean Burritomug.