Brain job

It is a really good blow job from that one hot nerd.

This nerd Gabriel gave me a good brain job.

by that word guy dude February 18, 2018

Brain myself

To “brain myself” means to “kill myself”. Typically used by edgy teens with an oxford dictionary.

Emo 1: bro my mom found my piss drawer im gonna brain myself
Emo 2: yeah me too bro my mom threw away my pony statues, lets form a suicide pact.

by leafy is queer June 19, 2019

brain dead retard

They are usually a teenager named tai with gross bleached hair and do MMA. Often can be seen online upside down trying to get more blood to his brain. Occasionally they will drop a shitty “sad emo” song on their SoundCloud

“Did you hear what that brain dead retard dropped on SoundCloud last night?”

by Smo kweed420 August 9, 2019

Brain shit

what if you did something so dumb that you can’t even consider it a brain fart?

BRAIN SHIT
LMFAO

Elder has alot of Brain Shit in his head.

by Elder gryphon July 10, 2020

brain child

A newborn baby whose conception is the result of skull fucking.

Nine months after Brian released his nut into Jess' skull, little Igor, their Brain Child, was born on a full moon, just in time for the late summer harvest. The new family celebrated with ice cream cake.

by brainbutter February 17, 2010

Brain Cloud

A hangover that is so bad you can't even remember your phone number, pin number, etc.

I drank so much last night, I can't even remember where I parked. I've got some serious Brain Cloud today.

by B2thaHizo August 6, 2008

brain nuggers

A brain freeze that makes you stupid enough to say something like that.

I got brain ... nuggers, from that squishie.

by ~Dingo~ May 1, 2005