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blue ball

Handy smurf is the only smurf who never got blue ball.
by Dugi Wugi September 26, 2005
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blue lights

Cop lights; party lights.
Pull over and stop.
Do it now!
DRIVER TARGETED FOR TRAFFIC STOP: "BLUE LIGHTS in my rearview dammit!"
COP ASSUMES DRIVER SAYS: "Here baby, hide this niggerpipe in your bra."
COP: "Driver! Turn off the engine and throw the keys out the driver's side window! Do it NOW!
Step out with your hands on your head!
Driver! Walk backwards toward my voice!
Don't look at me!
Stop! Lay face down with your hands to your side!"

"The frightening arrest scenarios depicted on the 'reality' TV show Cops have elevated BLUE LIGHTS to terrorism status as the brainwashing of America continues on network TV."
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blue button

The closest female analogue to the male condition "blue balls". This can include intense sexual desire, aching from physical manipulation with failure to climax, or the feelings of disappointment and frustration that stem from an overall lack of sexual satisfaction.
"He was going down on me, but we were interrupted when my friend stumbled in the room. I have the worst case of blue button right now!!"

"I haven't had sex in a year - I seriously need some lovin' to get over this blue button bout."
by MT Boston December 22, 2008
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boys in blue

"As I ran there were the boys in blue, pointing their guns at my four man crew"
by VAKI5 September 14, 2003
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blue moon

A second occurence a full moon during a calendar month is called "blue moon".
On July 31st you can see a blue moon.
by Nico Edtinger August 3, 2004
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blue devils

The World champion Drum Corps from Concord California. World famous drumline, starring the 3 Odello Brothers: Adam, Ryan and Rick.
"Dude, the blue devils rock. did you see Away day?"
by azncowcompactor May 16, 2004
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Blue lollipop

when your bottom lip turns bluish black from being sucked on; a hickey on your lip cuz all the damn blood vessels popped
Damn baby, I know I asked you to suck on my lip, but this blue lollipop is outta control!
by Hannah Blauvelt February 12, 2007
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