spanket blanket

A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load.

Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?

Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.

by Harry Basagna August 1, 2006

Pig in a Blanket

While taking a piss after cutting Jalepenos a person uses the bottom cuff of their T-shirt or sweater to hold ones wiener as to avoid personal injury.

Shit, I forgot to put the pig in a blanket, my dick's on fire.

by Dirty Daniel from B'ham May 3, 2011

Anita Blake

A kickass vampire slayer from the Laurell K. Hamilton books. She dates a vamp... but that doesn't mean that she can't kill 'em! Sleeps with a stuffed penguin and a Browning handgun. Works for Animators Inc. and the Police.

"She's kickass!"
"She sleeps with what she kills."
"Shuttup."

by Crimson September 14, 2004

Blanker

A highly offensive word to a white person. Similar to nigger for black people.

Get out of here you dumb blanker.

by BRM61396 November 3, 2009

dome blanket

A blanket which is used to cover up the face of the ugly bitch giving you dome.

dude! tonight some ugly ass whore is coming over

you better bring the dome blanket

by ian in June 22, 2005

Blanket Coverage

Term used to describe individuals who, when at a party or another miscellaneous gathering of peers, cannot decide on one single member of the opposite sex on which to concentrate their attentions, and so just hit on them all instead.

Usually ineffective...

Watch out girls, Booths going for blanket coverage again tonight...

by Jennie Furness May 24, 2006

Blanketeer

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blaneteer."

by Luke and Dennis January 17, 2008