Ego Birth

The opposite of Ego Death. An Ego Birth is when a person, usually a (cis caucasian male) takes psychedelics, then proceeds to become more of an insufferable person than they were before. They often brag about discovering basic human empathy and understanding in their late twenties.

That guy definitely had a ego birth, he took acid once now constantly gloats about gaining basic human emotions.

by Kelseylou888 January 12, 2022

Louis Leakey's birthday

August 7th. The birthday of Louis Leakey who worked in africa and discovered many of the earliest human ancesters. He played a major part in the study of the evolution of humans.

This day is used to educate people on evolution and the evolution of humans and on the findings of paleoanthropology and to fight the false idea of creationsim.

Let's go see the ape man exibit they have out for Louis Leakey's birthday.

by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010

Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

Biotech High School

The nerdiest high school in all of New Jersey. If you dont pass calculus in your freshman year, you are expelled. All the kids here are NERDS. They either have glasses, their name sewn into their underpants, or have the full collection of Beethoven, or Motzart. If you want to have fun in high school, DON'T GO HERE

I literally think, i would rather live in the most boring part of Nebraska, working for an eighty year old dairy farmer, than go to Biotech High school.

by whydoyouneedtoknow April 7, 2009

My Birthday

Any day in which your girlfriend will let you have anal sex with her. Can be used in past, present and future tenses.

Dude, I bought my girlfriend this awesome choclate browine, and in return it was my birthday!

by theoRidGEinal November 21, 2011

Happy Birthday

1) A gathering/celebration of why our not special or no one cares 2) Everyone/everything has a date of creation, hence the birth day. 3) Just another bullshit holiday for the already barely-getting-by-on-my-shitty-pay-month-to-month pay checks so to become pressured to celebrate the many and continue to make those in power richer (why they sleep) and you go back home to your programmed existence.

Ex. 1) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"

Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"

Ex. 3) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"

Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"

by Punktileus1 September 10, 2011

biohazzard

Some one smart.

Albert Einstine is a "biohazzard"

by Anonymous March 26, 2003