master blaster

where a dude splits a rock with a crackhead while she sux his dick.

Yeah I got a rock I'll smoke wit you but I need to get a master blaster.

by charlie February 28, 2004

Beastler

A straw chomping racist pig hick, often found on a horse and cow farm, who abuses puppies. A member of the clean plate club, also acts 20 years older than they are. Wears leather boots, cowboys hats, camel toed jeans, and Confederate Flag shirts.

I can't believe that Beastler left her puppy in the car when it's 30 below!!!

What the fuck is Beastler wearing today?

Beastler must have had to jump off the barn roof to get into those Wranglers today!

by ULT P April 18, 2008

Beaser

penis

The dog's beaser seemed to have grown when he saw the poodle.

by vader1928 August 26, 2010

Beastars

Furry porn disguised as an anime

Guy 1: Yo wanna watch beastars?
Guy 2: You mean furry porn?

by black nigger balls November 29, 2021

groin blaster

A groin blaster is when you have an erection, and then you pull your legs together towards your groin really fast. This causes a painful rush of blood to the penis.

I gave myself the ol' groin blaster

by dmby.com March 28, 2005

queer beater

a redneck or a bigot with a raging intolerance of homosexual men.

did you see that guy in the ford pickup truck? that guy is clearly a queer beater.

by Demiurge27 June 21, 2010

Chocolate blasters

An african american female tits that are completly beyond average size and just overwhelm all that see them

damn bro, you see those chocolate blasters on that black honey

by WAWA Young Gun January 6, 2011