April 20

April 20 is national suck your friend's dick day

P1: too it's April 20
P2:Oh hell yeah bro.
P1: *unzips*

by youringo April 20, 2022

April 4

National hug your gf day

Boy: hey babe it’s April 4th

Girl: that’s right!!

by 🫶🏼. April 2, 2022

April 28th

National cuss everyone out day

It's fucking April 28th go bat shit crazy

by [e-mail] April 28, 2022

April 15

National Meet your crush or girlfriend or Boyfriend Day. April 15 is a day when you have to ask your crush or girlfriend or boyfriend to meet you on that day . And your girlfriend or Boyfriend can not break up with you on this day

Jake:Oh it's April 15!
Katie:Oh what does that mean
Jake:Your my crush
Katie: And?
Jake:it's national meet your crush or girlfriend or Boyfriend day
Katie:Oh well do you want to meet

Jake:Yes! But why are you asking me
Katie: Because you're my crush
Jake:well your my crush
Katie:oh
Jake:let's meet

Katie:yes I would love that

(They meet for about 45 seconds they both enjoyed that )
Jake: would you like to be my girlfriend?
Katie:Yes I would love to thank you ,I love you

by Stuffe with an E November 8, 2019

April 22

april 22 is nation kiss your homies goodnight day!

Homie 1: bro it’s april 22
Homie 2: ik what that means …
*❌🏳️ 🌈👨 ❤️ 💋 👨*

by r!v3r April 17, 2022

April 6th

Only loyal guys and girls were born on this day so if you know someone born on April 6th they are for sure a keeper

Person: yo I think my parters cheating on me.

Their friend: what’s their birthday?

Person: April 6th. why?
Their friend: nah dude they’re loyal keep them.

by Somerandompersonmakingdefines December 28, 2021

April 25

Unblock all rats you know

**unblocks a rat**

Rat: why did you unblock me?

Person who isn’t a rat: because it’s April 25

by Surroundedbyrats April 25, 2022