A sport is someone who goes around smelling kids bicycle seats
Look at that sport over there sniffing that huffy.
by SkipsMomSheryl September 29, 2022
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A saying, to put it in Phillip DeFranco's own words, used as a statement to say "I don't get what the hell is going on, but yay sports!!"
Crowd at a football (either American or European) game:*Cheering*
Me: I don't know how this game works but my game is supierior and can get those ponta better than your team! Sports!!
by the_perks_in_our_wizards July 6, 2017
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WHAT YOURE NOT DOING RIGHT NOW!! GO OUTSIDE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Hey. I think I'll play sports. Wanna join ?
by 86anonymous September 13, 2017
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She's a real sport that one is.She'll take two guys at a time
by Coilboy August 26, 2017
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Sports nap: sporty sexual activity in bed, then take a nap afterwards. Fun activities in bed, then nap. Meaning of wanting sex and then a nap.
Let's go take a sports nap!!!
by Chucks B July 30, 2017
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Games which formally meet criteria for competitive match / tournament play, in which the finger(s) predominates during play and are solely responsible for completing the games challenges and /or obstacles. The winner is generally identified by having the highest score.
Hey, Jill, wanna go to the movies tonite?

Nah- I’ll b home playing finger sports on my phone.
by Evenstar570 November 11, 2022
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One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.

Signs and Symptoms:

Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.

Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.

Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.

Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.

*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.
All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.
by Shak 12 April 4, 2023
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