Dump Gazumped

The term used when one has been waiting a while to use the toilet for a shit, but when he/she goes to the toilet, there is already someone using it, usually having a shit.

The word gazumped comes from the real estate and property market.

Ross- I've been waiting all morning to take a mega poo and when i got to the toilet, there was already someone there taking a shit!

Yash- Oh man! You've been Dump Gazumped!

by SCbear April 13, 2010

dump plucker

Posh colloquial term for binmen. Also slang for a Mancunian (someone hailing from the town of Manchester, UK).

"Hold your nose Tarquin, I've just spotted the dump pluckers down the street"

by spuncle January 13, 2022

Dump tingle

The feeling you get when you realize you need to go dump.

"Man, I have dump tingle."
"Yuck, go to the toilet then dude!"

by Skanem October 27, 2013

frumpty dump

A short dumb looking frumpy person that also has the rare appearance of forgotten feces in the seat of their pants

Say dude look over there at that girl she look like a frumpty dump.

by yo'dude January 21, 2010

salad dump

When one ingests large amounts of salad, shits it into their bed/resting place, and sleeps in it.

Hey, Dana, I had a bad day. I might be in for a salad dump tonight

by Wetsandwxch February 15, 2019

Dump Blast

The biggest crap of your life that all comes out in two seconds, making your anus burn for hours, and filling up the toilet bowl. If anyone smells it, they instantly die.

Yo dude you can come to the bathroom but I just made a Dump Blast
dude: *dies*

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb January 23, 2023

war dumping

Weaponizing several people’s shit into a weapon of war. Not to be confused with the lesser assault pooping.

Fuck it. We are war dumping the fuck out of the NRA. It’s only fair at this point. Call for some of Carlos’s spicy burritos. The five pounders. Yeah. Ten dozen.

by Kingleil May 8, 2018