simple soccer

The act of playing soccer without coaches, refs, and most rules/ regulations including no shin guards and sometimes no cleats.

yo dawg lets go play some simple soccer

by cherryboi97 May 8, 2014

Kiss a soccer boy day

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Hey girls 30. October is the kiss a soccer boy day ;) Watch out boys, if not you’re gonna get kissed ;)

#kiss #Soccerboy

by Kyle Saffron October 23, 2019

Soccer

A form of team game played with an oval ball on a field marked out as a gridiron. Points are scored mainly through touchdowns and field goals. Each side has eleven players on the field at any time.

"How was the soccer game? Did you win?"

"The soccer game was great. We indeed won."

by 7 Rings Lover April 20, 2019

National kiss a soccer girl day

On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.

Happy National Kiss a Soccer girl Day!

It means to kiss a soccer girl

by anonymous.243.1590 October 28, 2021

Iceland Soccer Team

The national team of the country Iceland, where if you are a man aged 20 to 40, there is a 1 in 2000 chance you are on the team. Also, their manager is a dentist.

Ohmyfuckinggod how did the Iceland soccer team beat ENGLAND? Their manager is a bloody dentist for Christ's sake

by jherrera1021 December 3, 2017

Soccer mom

A Soccer mom is a mother who believes that their child is an absolute legend at soccer when in reality they're shit

that soccer mom thinks her kid if fucking ronaldo

by pints with the lads August 11, 2018

Soccer

A loud and proud LGBTQ+ activity where a bunch of girly Europeans kick a ball around for way too long. Somehow popular today, soccer is known for being incredibly ridiculous.

Did you know that Greg plays soccer? I wonder if his parents know he’s gay yet.

by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024