I wrote that shit. Years before that shitty movie came out. That shit was stolen. Pathetic. You see how inferior to me these piece of shit hollywood writers are? You saw it! You were all here and saw me write that shit. What a fucking hack!

You know that "Bombshell" line from that shitty movie where he says "You're a cliche. You validate everyone the white man thinks about out you"? That's shit was stolen. So was the Joker's speech at the end of the movie. Stolen from a guy that talks about raping whores who fuck retards every day. You motherfuckers are that shit up like crumb cake didn't you? You dumb motherfuckers. Didn't publish the definition though. Why? Because doesn't matter is you love the shit. It's that I'm the one who's saying it. Dumb motherfuckers. I knew that shit was good when I wrote it. I am a goddamn genius. And all of you are idiots.

You're a cliche. You validate everyone the white man thinks about out you by Hym Iam December 19, 2020

You're So Good At Sports

Adj. - To be good at sports is like saying "YOU REALLY FUCKED UP!!!" in something.

EXAMPLE:

Jeff: "Hey guys i'm gonna make this half court shot"

People: "Ok!"

*shoots*

*misses*

*hits special ed. kid in head*

People: "OH SHIT!"

Jeff: "Guys chill out.. I don't wanna get in trouble."

(2 Minutes Later)

Gym Teacher: "JEFF!!! Office...NOW!"

(45 Minutes Later)

People: "What happened? You get in trouble?"

Jeff: "Detention for thursday..."

People: "Jeff You're So Good At Sports!"

You're So Good At Sports by thedownisontheRISE7789 February 11, 2012

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You're Dismissed

When the teacher says "you're dismissed", what he/she is actually saying is "clean up and fuck off"

Teacher: You're dismissed.
Me: just because you are an adult does not mean you have to say that to 20+ kids, you fucking nasty dipshit

You're Dismissed by Xx_n00bSl4yer73_xX January 17, 2019

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