Obtuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a triangle.

"The FOUR ROOMS were in the shape of an Obtuse Willis triangle."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Willy D

Willy D is the final form of Oily Doyley. When all his hair has ceased being oily he proceeds to be reborn as Willy D himself.

No way it's Willy D!

by Doyle Stan 01 March 16, 2022

yeehaw willy

The act of cutting someone's penis off, (usually a longer penis) and swinging it around obove your head and screaming yeehaw

Girl 1: hey.. I wanted to to try something new...
Guy 1: what did you wanna try?
Girl1: a yeehaw willy!
Guy1: but I like my penis!

by Brookcat April 15, 2022

Willy womber

A Willy womber is an animal that lives in your bathtub when you’re not expecting it. They’re like groundhogs except without eyes, ears, or a mouth. They start out hairless—at this stage they’re just wombers. After they grow hair, they become Willy wombers.

Friend: “Yo can I use your shower? I don’t wanna stumble across no Willy wombers.”
You: “don’t worry bruh, they ain’t got a mouth.”

You: “I can feel the presence of a group of Willy wombers in the bathroom, I can see it in my mind.”
Friend: “yo chill you gotta become one with the Willy wombers.”

by Antichumfreak September 29, 2023

side willy

Similar to cameltoe and mooseknuckle but instead of the bulge being in the front of the pelvis, the Willy is stuck to the thigh which gives off the impression of an enormous willy.

Marc: Yo how'd your date go last night bro!
Seb: It was ight she totally saw my side Willy when I stood up from the table
Marc: Yasssss dude I love when I see other people's side Willy's
Seb: what!!?!?!

by Side Willy June 9, 2017

willy custard

Sperm

He filled my pie with willy custard.....I might have a bun in the oven 😂

by Lrp43 March 23, 2019

russian willy

When someone is giving you a blowjob, and then you before you ejaculate, you pull out, and then stick the tip of your penis in their ear and then ejaculate

Adam told his girlfriend Lindsay that he was going to give her a wet Willy, but instead he gave her a Russian Willy

by Pssydstryr69420 December 8, 2016