Weed Cheese

When you do a triple-backflip and land on your hard penis and start using it like a pogo stick.

"Woah dude, sick Weed Cheese!"
"Thanks, I've been practicing!"

by anyything June 27, 2022

Weed Jeeves

When a significant other caters too your marijuana needs and wants

Jasmine wakes up and says to Scott "bong"

he immediately without hesitation grinds some fresh kush and packs a bowl for her. Then proceeds to stand around like a butler named Jeeves. I.E. Weed Jeeves

by sacsmine October 21, 2011

Drowning in weed

When you inhale so much bong water and you start choking.

*violently coughs*
Damn bro, was that a big hit?
Nah, just drowning in weed.

by The_moose June 22, 2015

anal weed

This is when someone goes up to a swamp and grabs a cat-tail, to which they then place it very far up their ass as if it were a tampon being placed inside a vagina. They then let the cat tail explode inside, causing the pressure to create a very pleasurable yet somewhat painful and uncomfortable sensation.

Hey bro, I went to the swamp and got some cat-tails yesterday! Would you like to do some anal weed together, brother?

by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX April 25, 2022

Weeding Beauty

The person who falls dead asleep ( like sleeping beauty ) as soon as they get the slightest bit Stoned.

“Hey man, why are you not smoking weed tonight?”

“Na, I’m not. I’ll get really tired if I smoke weed”

“Oh ! You’re a Weeding Beauty. That’s all good”

by Ivy MacNeil May 20, 2021

Weed Wacking

When you blow a raspberry against your girlfriend's hairy pussy. It's called weed wacking from the noise it produces.

"I'm gonna weed wack your pussy so good."

"I'm going Weed Wacking tonight."

by Real big ween June 8, 2018

unripe weed

when someone is so dumb or stupid to the point where they dont deserve the statement "are you smoking?" and are forced to deserve the term "unripe weed"

"i eat soup with a fork"
"tf? are you smoking unripe weed?"

by blue cocaine September 25, 2018