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weed chemtrail

Also, weed contrail. The odiferous trail left behind an automobile in which significant amounts of smoked marijuana is being consumed.

From weed, slang for marijuana, and chemtrail, a conspiracy-theorist's variant on contrail, the condensation trail left behind by a jet airplane at high altitude.
Dude, did you get a whiff of that Lexus that drive by? It was leaving a serious weed chemtrail.
by x Chicagoan April 21, 2017
mugGet the weed chemtrailmug.

Weed aids

The fatal disease you receive for either going anti-clockwise or skipping someone out in a weed circle. Symptoms involve nosebleeds, projectile vomiting and green discharge
"oi don't skip Jake out you'll get weed aids you speck-head
by Maxxxxxam November 23, 2019
mugGet the Weed aidsmug.

Weed Cheese

When you do a triple-backflip and land on your hard penis and start using it like a pogo stick.
"Woah dude, sick Weed Cheese!"
"Thanks, I've been practicing!"
by anyything June 27, 2022
mugGet the Weed Cheesemug.

Drowning in weed

When you inhale so much bong water and you start choking.
*violently coughs*
Damn bro, was that a big hit?
Nah, just drowning in weed.
by The_moose June 22, 2015
mugGet the Drowning in weedmug.

anal weed

This is when someone goes up to a swamp and grabs a cat-tail, to which they then place it very far up their ass as if it were a tampon being placed inside a vagina. They then let the cat tail explode inside, causing the pressure to create a very pleasurable yet somewhat painful and uncomfortable sensation.
Hey bro, I went to the swamp and got some cat-tails yesterday! Would you like to do some anal weed together, brother?
by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX April 25, 2022
mugGet the anal weedmug.

Weeding Beauty

The person who falls dead asleep ( like sleeping beauty ) as soon as they get the slightest bit Stoned.
“Hey man, why are you not smoking weed tonight?”

“Na, I’m not. I’ll get really tired if I smoke weed

“Oh ! You’re a Weeding Beauty. That’s all good”
by Ivy MacNeil May 20, 2021
mugGet the Weeding Beautymug.

Mid-Weed

Mid-Weed Is they type of weed “that does not” get you high
Dat nigga Keith, Be smokin Mid-Weed
by Jah’marion October 5, 2022
mugGet the Mid-Weedmug.

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