Wank Watcher

The bathroom attendant at a strip club who's real purpose is to make sure you don't spend too much "time" in the toilet, ie masturbating.

I was going to bust a nut in the bathroom of this strip club but they had a wank watcher in the toilet, how disappointing.

by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015

Bird Watching

Commonly referenced toward a guy in prison who hangs out within eyesight of the urinals to look at other males penises. Can also apply to the same activity being conducted in public areas where troth style urinals are employed.

Hey bro, mind your stick that fun boy is "bird watching." See him trying to act like that wall is the most fascinating thing thing in the world?

by Heathen Minded January 2, 2012

watch this

Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.

In the military it takes a quantum leap. with high explosives, high performance aircraft and situations that will get you killed in a heartbeat.

along with "based on my experience" "I've made a decision" "trust me" and "watch this"

It reaches another level if the MFer is smiling, chuckling or laughting.

The most dangerous thing in the US Army is a warrant officer AH-64 Apache pilot chuckling and saying "watch this"

by Alpino August 10, 2012

Cock Watch

1. When a member of the female gender is on the prowl looking for a cock for the night. She may be inclined to contact long lost hookups, or she even may go trolling for penis at a local bar. Since men are typically easier to convince, the female on cock watch must be duly noted as she is most likely a siff dirty slut.
2. Also know as penis watch

“While on cock watch, the slut scrambled through her cell phone to find a suitable penis for the night.”

"Listen bitch, you weren't out with your friends to dance, you were on cock watch."

by HeathRA October 21, 2008

bird watching

To get high, or to smoke weed.

Hey guys wanna "bird watch"
Lets go for a walk so we can go "bird watching"

by birdwatcher. August 29, 2011

Whale Watching

An action word, a step above being a chubby chaser. if a thin man is with an overly obese woman, not a woman who is slightly overweight, it is considered whale watching

"Wow, that guy is really skinny...why is he with a girl that's like three hundred pounds?" "Oh, he must be whale watching"

by RachelD. September 3, 2007

window watcher

when doing your chick blindfold her & then pull a switcharoo with your buddy hiding in the closet. Make sure she is facing the window & in the doggie style position. Then make your way outside to the other side of the window. When you buddy pulls off the blindfold, your waving back at her. It is much better when it's your buddies chick.

Hey man do you want to go pick up your girlfriend and do the window watcher?

by CPJester May 13, 2009