What Bruce Willis would be if he was a triangle.
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009
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richard: i dont know, probably home touchin himself
John: does he ever stop?
richard: Nah, hes a full blown willy waxer
richard: i dont know, probably home touchin himself
John: does he ever stop?
richard: Nah, hes a full blown willy waxer
by yo gaba gaba August 6, 2009
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by Cgl_96 March 2, 2010
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Jimmy cums
Natalie is sick all over his willy
Jimmy "Natalie you just gave me a boff willy"
Natalie "Dudddddeeeee Im not cleaning that up"
Jimmy proceeds to clean.
Jimmy cums
Natalie is sick all over his willy
Jimmy "Natalie you just gave me a boff willy"
Natalie "Dudddddeeeee Im not cleaning that up"
Jimmy proceeds to clean.
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Before 1932, Indigo Willie was a widely unknown personality. However, his speech outlining the effects of bestiality on Military personnel in said year launched him to stardom.
From there, his Jazz career took off and he became the kazoo player for Duke Ellington's Orchestra during the band's stay at the Cotton Club.
Billy Joel wrote a song about him called "Why are you against the animals?" The song has since outraged Indigo's family and it is said that they have hired several contract killers to go after Joel.
In his later years, Indigo Willie became addicted to masturbation and died by choking on his own seminal fluid in his humble West Chester, PA, mansion.
Before 1932, Indigo Willie was a widely unknown personality. However, his speech outlining the effects of bestiality on Military personnel in said year launched him to stardom.
From there, his Jazz career took off and he became the kazoo player for Duke Ellington's Orchestra during the band's stay at the Cotton Club.
Billy Joel wrote a song about him called "Why are you against the animals?" The song has since outraged Indigo's family and it is said that they have hired several contract killers to go after Joel.
In his later years, Indigo Willie became addicted to masturbation and died by choking on his own seminal fluid in his humble West Chester, PA, mansion.
1: How do you feel about bestiality?
2: Well I'm no Indigo Willie, but it kind of disgusts me
1: Yeah, I feel the same way.
2: Well I'm no Indigo Willie, but it kind of disgusts me
1: Yeah, I feel the same way.
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