whale eye

Polite term for a rusty sheriff's badge.
See Mohagony Knot

Look mate, her whale eye has exhaust burn!

by Samhain_Knight August 6, 2004

whale wars

a show on animal planet that has a fat canadian guy trying to stop japanies people by throwing smelly stuff at them

i was watching whale wars and i saw a faggot so i changed it

by fred matiison3 July 10, 2010

Whales That Fly

A version of "What the Fuck?" used when the real phrase is either inappropriate and/or insufficient to show how surprised/annoyed you are. After all, whales don't fly.

--> usually used when you can't believe what a curve-ball life just threw you.

1)
-Teacher: "Okay, hand in your essays."
-Students: "You didn't assign any essay..."
-Teacher: "What? I told 2nd period, so you should have known. Turn them in please."
-Students: "Whales That Fly?????"

2)
*you try to take cell phone out of pocket but it accidentally falls and the screen cracks*
-You: "Ugh! Whales That Fly."

by madMFG November 6, 2010

Whale dork

The epitome of dorkiness.

"Dude do you know that girl Jamie?"

"Ah yea she's such a whale dork!"

by hawaii350 November 23, 2011

whaleslap

When you smack a hoe so hard her fat rolls giggle like whale blubber.

Tell me you didn't whaleslap that bitch last night.

by Whale Slapper 69 May 22, 2014

Whelen

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Whelens don't have collector rings which means that if they rotate more than 360 degrees their wires will break and make them unusable.

by McDonnell Douglas MD-11 July 6, 2018

Whalez

A very cool guy named ken and is a pro gamer

" YO!! is that whalez?!" "FAM KEN IS SO COOL "

by Urban Whalez #JPT November 15, 2019