ultimo connection

a crappy internet connection, always lagging on first person shooters on video games.

jhon: that guy is skipping everywhere i cant shoot him.

mike: he has an ultimo connection.

by ace987654 December 16, 2007

ultimest

pretty much speaks for itself...

the person/thing that is the the most ultimate

jordan - hey ash, i like your new AAR shirt!

ash - isn't it just the ultimest?

by ashimattack February 5, 2008

ultimate extreme ping pong

Ultimate extreme ping pong is a game played with a ping pong ball and a badminton racket

The object of the game is to smack the other person with the ball as hard as possible....

Once hit - you have been ponged!

Dude - You've been ponged....

Wanna play ultimate extreme ping pong? I'll pong you!

by T Dawgg May 28, 2008

ultigay

a combination of the words ultimate and gay, describing something or someone that is the gayest possible of it's kind.

- "Dude, how lame was that 50 Cent album?"
- "Not even, that was the fucking ultigay."

by andr3ww4ng December 16, 2008

Ultimate Bullride

Same as Angry Bull except you whisper, "I have AIDs" as you attempt to hold on in her futile fight to get away. +/- 10 points if you actually have AIDs.

Ultimate Bullride; See Angry Bull.

by cocknockers January 24, 2009

ultimate inquisition

also known as i>u. there are many meanings to this like its mathmatical aspect as the value of I is greater than the value of U. more likely this will be heard in a game when some pussy ass noob gets a lucky shot and gets cocky.

pro:wow lucky shot
noob:all skill baby, i>u
pro:dont falsly use the ultimate inquisition noob

by mrnoname98 January 10, 2009

ultimate creepo

An individual that harasses to no end. Someone who is extremely persistent about inappropriate things.

that guy is an ultimate creepo. like ... to the max.

by kelikea July 2, 2009