turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd

Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom

by walterc August 5, 2023

wet turd

A piece of extremely damp turd that drips out after drinking a shit tone of energy drinks

"He is a wet turd"

by LittleSlice May 8, 2014

tree turd

Pine cones

My girlfriend and I couldn't believe the size of the tree turds we saw today while hiking.

by Frankie figs June 11, 2017

Turd Hatchet

A small cutting device that can be used to cut feces up in a toilet before flushing, either to keep the toilet from overflowing or so the feces won't streak the toilet.

Clarence used the turd hatchet.

by itsdodobaby December 6, 2009

magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

by scooter July 11, 2014

Rabbit turd

The act of pulling someone’s pants down and then simultaneously shoving m&m’s up their asshole.

I ran up to Dan and pulled his pants down during class and shoved all the m&m’s I had from the last rabbit turd I received, up his ass.

by Magnus clapdong December 20, 2022

FaceTuned Turd

When you can smell someone’s must through their deodorant

Eww that girl next to you smells like a FaceTuned Turd 💩.

by Caiayna March 17, 2019