Tee-Pee Tucker

An individual who has been accused of masterbating while sitting on the toilet...as well as tucking his penis while looking in the mirror, just to see if he could.

You perverted bastard! You really are a Tee-Pee Tucker!!

by Three B January 27, 2009

season ticket holder

A term used to describe a lesbian. Fans of the WNBA are women who are predominately gay

She`s not into guys, she is a season ticket holder for the N.Y. Liberty

by Cantwork August 21, 2006

wolf tickets

A story, often dropped in casual conversation, to scare the fuck out of anyone listening, so as they don't try to fuck with you.

Bitch you don't know how many other bitches I done choked when I was in the joint./ Is dat so? How I know you aint sellin no wolf tickets bitch?

by tor February 13, 2004

tucker

A person who thinks they are really hardcore, however they are in fact a little bitch especially when around a girlfriend

Fuck Tucker Tucker sucks

by Brice The Magician July 16, 2008

punch the ticket

Verb
To penetrate the anus using one's penis.

See also:
buttfuck
assfuck
ass ramming

"Yo bitch, first lick my balls, then suck my dick, then flip it so I can punch the ticket!"

by JLB3 April 29, 2005

Tucker

tucker is usually a person who tries his hardest to act cool. He says he doesnt care what other people think when he really does. he says he loves you then flirts with other girls. he claims to show his emotions a lot, but itll only be to you. He is very hidden. He will want you to declare your love for him on like facebook or myspace or something, but wont do the same. He wants more than he gives. Then, when you try hard and feel like you really do love him, youll get weird vibes back from him.. Like he doesnt feel the same

Tammy: Hey whats wrong?

Samantha: oh nothing, i just talked to tucker today and idk, i feel weird.

Tammy: what do you mean?

Samantha: Im not sure, like, maybe theres someone else?

by Tired-of-it November 20, 2009

bush tucker

To give oral sex, to munch or eat from the furry plate, to give head, or to give a blow job. Gender neutral.

I had some bush tucker last night, it was good eating

by Alex the Plank March 26, 2006