International unit of
human beauty (Ter); defined s.t.:
1. 60% of the population register below 0.4 Teresa.
2. Only one
woman registers a 1.0, She-Who-Need-Not-Be-Named.
3. A quantity greater than 1.0 Teresa can not be attributed to a single person.
e.g.
Outstanding Gent 1: “Who is that hot bitch over yonder,
friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Good eye, gent. That hot bitch must be edging on 0.8 Teresa; a rare find.”
Outstanding Gent 1: “What is that lump of shit in the corner,
friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Would not bang with a
koala’s dick. I'd say no more than 1e-17 Ter., there.”