Tooth Fairy

A bigass fairy that steals shit out of your mouth and keeps it in their house and occasionally eats them. They also love when you put it under your pillow, so they can take the pillow, put it above your face and bust a nut on it. Then leave with your tooth.

I just fucking love the Tooth Fairy.

by DontGetHard December 10, 2018

Tooth-Quick

An automatic toothpick dispenser (noun)

"Would you mind passing me the Tooth-Quick? There is something stuck in my teeth."

by Theonidas February 20, 2019

Toothpasting

When you nut and it comes out blue and minty

I realized after toothpasting on kellies face I didn't have to clean up because it was minty fresh.

by FuccNutt April 29, 2019

toothpick smile

A bullshit smile from someone with a toothpick in their mouth that you cannot trust.

The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...

by von groovy May 11, 2019

tooth nut

The act whitening your woman’s teeth with jizz. She smiles as you nut on her grill.

No more expensive teeth whitening treatments since we discovered the tooth nut. Come on babe, show us your pearly whites!

by El Conquistador May 15, 2019

toothpique

A slender woman or girl, particularly a tall thin female, who is an ectomorph.

sylph
“stick thin”...But not to be confused with anorexic
small-boned

Models are usually towering toothpiques, as modeling agencies prefer tall thin ectomorphic women.

by UDmjc August 11, 2019

Tooth Jam

The build up of food (usually crisps or nuts) that’s stuck in the teeth at the back of someone’s mouth.

“Eeurgh, just snogged a girl, and she had some proper tooth jam going on, cheese and onion I think.....”

by Yiddo75 October 4, 2019