Tool Fag

A die heart tool fan. if you criticize tool in any way, a tool fag will snap and possibly kill you.

Tool fags will say Maynard's lyrics are deep and profound, but in reality his lyrics could mean anything or nothing at all..

Jim: Man, tool's singer sucks balls, its like he's singing with his nose or something.

Simon: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NOOB, TOOL DOES NOT SUCK IN ANYWAY ESPECIALLY NOT MAYNARD! HE IS THE BEST!!! AHHHHHHHHH :@@@@

JiM: WOW UR SUCH A TOOL FAG

by ILISTENTOTOOL January 3, 2009

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Tool-o-tool-o

A store in Mill Creek Mall owned by some guy who's a tool & sold out.

Yo, Eric, wanna go to Tool-o-tool-o to get a new cell phone?

by Silletti June 9, 2004

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Ewle Tool

A pathetic, obnoxious, convoluted, annoyance known to haunt the outer fringes of several major communities.

Wow, everyone hates you. Your such a Ewle Tool.

by Anono March 31, 2004

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Douche-tool

They are the ultimate bastard. The super hybrid of a Douche Bag and a tool. They go above and beyond the regular terms of tool and Douche.

Yo! Kyle! Why are you such a douche-tool?!?!?!?

by gaaaaabbbbbz is cool September 5, 2009

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Shotgun Tool

Someone who uses shotgun ONLY in any multiplayer shooter game. As soon as they respond the find a shotgun and find the nearest person to them. And the get close as possible and kill you with the shotgun.

They also think they have amazing talent and should be famous because they are so sweet. But they legitimately suck because they are not able to expand their skills.

Shotgun Tool: BOOM SIT DOWN!!! -kills legendkilla023 with a shotgun- OMFG THAT WAS SO SWEET YOU GOT OWNED!!!

Legendkilla023: STFU your such a shotgun tool -respawns and instantly get the headshot to kill the shotgun tool- and dont come back!!!

by legendkilla023 November 30, 2009

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