The person loves themselves that much, they are so up themselves that if they had a round of toast they would definitely spread themselves on it. They are loving themselves sick.
'look at her over there, she is definitely having herself on toast'
'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'
'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'
by Dr Toast March 25, 2012
The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.
by Strickland Propane27 October 24, 2012
by ThatNiggaRule September 20, 2006
The act of taking ones smegma and placing it in the microwave. Then removing the smegma in a liquid form. Lastly you put the formula on a minorities penis, and use your mouth to remove it.
by Kyle-Zack-Riley April 27, 2011
The would-be protective behavior of raising one's cup of superheated beverage in anticipation of blowing over a bump or pot hole.
Monica, on seeing the unavoidable defect in the road, reflexively raised her coffee cup up and away from her body. The classic pot hole toast
by Pbaddy December 14, 2009
The residue left at the bottom of a coffee pot after it has been left on all day. The coffee evaporates and burns into a crust. This typically happens when there is less than one cup left in the pot.
Dillon, you left the coffee maker on all day again. Go scrub those toasted coffee skins off the bottom.
by jaketlb September 15, 2009
When one uses other words, on purpose to exaggerate or by accident because they don’t know how to spell, to build another word.
To exaggerate:
Person 1: How was your history class today?
Person 2: Not so great, I had my final eggs ham.
Person 1: Hmm, using synonym toast crunch? I guess it didn’t go to well at all?
Just plain stupid:
Waiter: *brings food to customers*
Customers: Thank you!
Waiter: You’re welcome, enjoy the meal and bone-apple-tea!
Customers: *to themselves* What a bad case of synonym toast crunch. I think she meant bone apetit.
Person 1: How was your history class today?
Person 2: Not so great, I had my final eggs ham.
Person 1: Hmm, using synonym toast crunch? I guess it didn’t go to well at all?
Just plain stupid:
Waiter: *brings food to customers*
Customers: Thank you!
Waiter: You’re welcome, enjoy the meal and bone-apple-tea!
Customers: *to themselves* What a bad case of synonym toast crunch. I think she meant bone apetit.
by thatblueguy13 August 03, 2018