Last year, at the pool with dad

When someone says something completely random that doesn’t make sense. When someone says something random, say “Last year at the pool with dad?” Put a question mark at the end.

“I passed my geometry test with a 94.”
“Oh. Reminds me of when I got my pet hamster.”

“Last year at the pool with dad?”
Last year, at the pool with dad is just for comedic effect

by Miles Edgeworth76 January 3, 2024

swimming in my pool

Having sex in a bathtub. Can be used in more than 2 people context or just 2.

JFK: "Hey! Let's all go swimming in my pool! And by pool I mean bathtub. And by swimming, I mean SEX-"

by ashtonirweeniedog October 4, 2021

Pool Party

A party with friends, beer and a funnel. Without all 3 it is not a pool party only a pool day.

Want to pool party?

by Reba beeba August 14, 2021

Kitty Pooled

When you turn her kitty into a pool (aka crazy creampie cumshot).

Guy1: yooo do you know beth gaul?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!

by anonymous1314799 February 7, 2024

Porcelain Pool Party

A sexual act in which the male party has sex with his partner doggy style whilst he/she is puking into the toilet after a hard night of drinking.

My wife’s sister was sick from drinking all those Irish car bombs at my niece’s bahmitzvah so I decided to throw her a porcelain pool party.

by Rhett LaForte March 1, 2024

Drain the Pool

to flush the toilet

Joe - I gotta drop the kids off
Martha - Don't forget to drain the pool!

by bean, trivia queen June 17, 2017

Mexican Pool Party

When a man ejaculates in the palm of another's hand.

He gave me a Mexican Pool Party, then I had to wash my hands because they were sticky.

by combatvet2008 November 7, 2010