ducks and drakes

UK term for skimming stones across the surface of a body of water. (origin obscure)

To relax Archie would spend hours on the beach alone with his thoughts whilst playing ducks and drakes

by black flag May 29, 2004

duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.

"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."

by Drycolt April 14, 2014

duck smuggler

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.

My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?

by Donny55001 May 20, 2018

Duck Boy

Someone who's Fuckin Clapped

That Jonny Allan guy looks like a Duck Boy

by ChelseaRshit December 2, 2019

Duck and fuck

A game where you shoot at a guys face and if or when he ducks, you have to fuck him

Let's play duck and fuck

by Bridke September 1, 2016

Duck Bung

A dirty asshole. A bunghole that’s a little muddy from a bad wipe job. Makes one walk with a bit of a wobble so as to keep them greasy cheeks apart and avoid skid marking the underwear.

I was hitting her from behind and each thrust was wafting her dunk bung.

I got the duck bung. It’s itchy. Pull over at that gas station so I can run in an wipe.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

Dry Duck

What you say before you put your dick in a extra tight virgin pocket pussy without any lube.

Dry Duck! Jimmy exclaimed as he stuffed his junk in the brand new pocket pussy he received in the mail. The skin ripped right off his penis, which had to be surgically removed at the hospital.

by LettuceFetish May 30, 2015