Timed-Fap

Noun - The Process of Masturbating to Orgasm before a certain time.

I need to finish before my parents get home! Time for a Timed-Fap!

by TheGioSerg October 23, 2011

tirewired

When you've been up for a really long time and are only functioning thanks to some substance you're consuming. You feel tired, but you're jittery and your mind is running ninety miles an hour.

I've been up for 3 days straight, tirewired on caffeine.

by Wajideu September 30, 2014

tiretitt

Flat round boob

Look at those tiretitts they gave me a boner

by whitewiener June 8, 2015

tire swing pony

Something stupid Patrick made up.

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people

by -Anonymous. June 24, 2015

Tire mark

(In the video game Watch Dogs) The event that a player is doing a wheelie on a motorcycle, then proceeds to use another character as a ramp.

Tim: *doing a wheelie* Dude check this out.
Marc: Okay.
Tim: *tire marks civilian*
Tim and Mark: *proceed to vigorously be over excited about a successful tire mark*

by NotAFlyingChicken July 14, 2015

tredgold

A word used to describe the pain in your shaft after copious amounts of intercourse.

Sweet Jesus I've had too much sex recently, I have a bad Tredgold in my Penis.

by Peacheyyy May 19, 2016

Tire Monkey

Slang term for poor Cuban immigrants who cant afford to steal life rafts to get to the U.S. so they float to Miami on tires.

"Hey did you hear that Umberto was a tire monkey?"
"Yeah, he fucking Lazy rivered his way past the coast guard."

by Racial Tension December 15, 2016