Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Peacheyyy

Emmakirk

A word to describe blackout drunk to the point of shitting your pants

“Struth I was bloody hammered last night, I was Emmakirk”

A type of fart that is on the brink of actually pooing.

“I think I just shit my pants, not to worry, it was just a Tikarralooke”

A person sexually attracted to domesticated animals.

Oh dear that German Shepard is so fine, what’s his number? I think I must be a Lilliepryor.

Wow my penis is filthy, I have a damonjohnson.

A word used to describe the pain in your shaft after copious amounts of intercourse.

Sweet Jesus I've had too much sex recently, I have a bad Tredgold in my Penis.