Whistle nuts

A young and inexperienced co worker who can't do stuff without messing it up

To fix what Whistle nuts screwed up .

by Weasel67 July 23, 2016

Nuts in a Noose

Being put in a difficult situation, especially one that is unpleasant and involves money. Similar: a Tough Spot.

Friend A: "Hey bro, can you please lend me $500?" Friend B: "Idk bro, that's a lot of money, you're really putting my nuts in a noose asking me to do this."

by dP69KC October 17, 2022

josh nuts

funny prank to mess with your friends

persion: josh
person 2: who is josh
person: josh nuts

by Crabby_Souls October 17, 2020

Nut Mullet

A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.

Amy's chin was gently ticked by the Nut Mullet of the man she was sucking off.

by Long Strong DeJong January 25, 2016

Nut Flu

Any condition that directly impacts the overall health and well-being of ones testicles. Symptoms include sensation of severe blue balls but it’s most likely fatal.

No homo bro, but did you hear about my homie’s balls?

Yeah, he got the Nut Flu.

by Professor Nuts October 21, 2019

unmanual nut

Sleeping with someone unattractive just to get an orgasm.

Sleeping with her wasn't because I liked her, I just like the convenience of an unmanual nut. (masturbating can get old)

by lord venom November 10, 2013

Knockin' nuts

The slapping of the scrotem on ones inner thighs.

Do you have a bag case of knockin' nuts?

by Chris&Annee February 17, 2021