punch out a chunk of rump junk

To do a shit.

Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

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Get the punch out a chunk of rump junkmug.

slam junk

A variation on a handjob, a slam junk is performed by jumping in the air with your arm outstretched, then slamming your hand, masturbation-style, onto the recipient's dick as if dunking a basketball. The more preferable variety of this position is performed with the recipient at a slightly higher elevation of 10 feet, although this is optional.

Yo, man, go lay down up there and I'll give you a slam junk!

by ACID13X May 26, 2012

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Get the slam junkmug.

To junk

it’s where you go the whole week without washing your cock and balls, then fuck somebody with swamp ass, especially in the summertime

”I went to junk that bitch, and she was hella confused as to why I had such an elaborate odor”

by SwiftJace October 5, 2025

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Get the To junkmug.

both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 3, 2018

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Get the both hands on my junkmug.

Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.

Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."

by JJJSage November 11, 2020

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