telemobilephone

A synonym for a cell phone or a cell phone trapped inside another telephone.

It can also be used figuratively to suggest that a cell phone has ridiculously weak service or signal, as if it were really trapped inside of another telephone.

Is also often written with hyphenation as tele-mobile-phone.

Gosh! No bars! My cell phone sucks like a telemobilephone!

by Thomas Suszynski February 21, 2008

Teletubby Goth

Very similar to a turbo goth:

"Turbo Goth: A type of nu-goth or cyber goth that dances like a robot, wears cyberdog clothes and waves glowsticks."

The difference is that teletubby goths really jump shark with it so that they end up looking like something off 'Teletubbies' or 'In The Night Garden'.

"My friend said he'd set me up with this cute turbo goth. Turns out she was a full on teletubby goth! Pretty girl but I felt like I was shagging Upsy Daisy from 'In The Night Garden."

by enigmacrypt April 14, 2009

telescope

A great instrument used to spy on sexy ladies getting dressed.

Try watching a sexy girl get dressed with a telescope.

by spycatcher December 17, 2004

telefizzle

Television, if you are Snoop Dogg and/or incapable of using the correct endings of words. See fo shizzle my nizzle, fizzle, and drizzle.

Nizzle, stop playing Animal Crossing so I can watch the telefizzle!

by Theora September 5, 2003

teledrink

The act of conducting a telephone conversation with the sole intent to get drunk with a friend. This may or may not include comparison televiewing.

Rick: "What are you up to tonight?"
Dave: "meh."
Rick: "Teledrink?"
Dave: "Free nights start at 9."
Rick: "I'll conference Matt in."
Dave: "cool."

by dave atoz June 27, 2007

telephone actress

A person, mainly woman, who works in the adult entratainment industry of phone sex. Works in complete anonymity.

"Aww man! you should have heard that telephone actress from Red Hot Latinas! Sure it cost me 2 bucks a minute, but she was a freak!"

by LiL MiSS D September 8, 2007

telepathic shuffle

The slightly unnerving event of the shuffle feature on an MP3 player or other media player somehow choosing a song particularly appropriate(or, in the case of a sarcastic telepathic shuffle, spectacularly innappropriate) piece of music.

Just as his friend pwned him, Dave's computer did a telepathic shuffle and rickrolled him by playing Never Gonna Give You Up.

by Ch'mera April 28, 2008