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Definitions by Ch'mera

starscream 

Starscream is a whiny, screechy, egotistical, backstabbing git of a Transformer. Despite this, if you were to show a picture of him to any given female transfan, she will, without fail, melt into a squealing puddle of fangirlish glee. Use this tactic wisely.
Starscream is a traitor, even among the Decepticons.

Starscream is the singular weakness of pretty much all Transformers fangirls, including the writer of this entry.
starscream by Ch'mera June 28, 2008

telepathic shuffle 

The slightly unnerving event of the shuffle feature on an MP3 player or other media player somehow choosing a song particularly appropriate(or, in the case of a sarcastic telepathic shuffle, spectacularly innappropriate) piece of music.
Just as his friend pwned him, Dave's computer did a telepathic shuffle and rickrolled him by playing Never Gonna Give You Up.
telepathic shuffle by Ch'mera April 28, 2008

foodvana 

A woozy, comatose state only acheivable by mass consumption of awesome food.
After her massive dinner, she acheived a state of foodvana.
foodvana by Ch'mera June 28, 2007