boiling the tea

when you say something savage af to plot 2 people against each other
usually followed by double fisting 2 gallons of bleach into your throat

You: "hey i heard *insert friend here* said something about you, here are the screenshots to prove it*
You: wow im boiling the tea lol

by drinkingbleach September 5, 2016

Nuclear Tea

Tea that is made by placing a teabag in a cup of cold water, then nuking (microwaving) it till it's hot.

Oh shit, the kettle's broken! Guess it's nuclear tea for me till I get a new one...

by Nuketea October 6, 2011

tea bagged

when you stick your balls in someones mouth sometimes when they arent expexting it
there are variations

i.e the alaskan snowcone tea bagging which involves putting ice cream or ice on your ball bag before hand
my favourite would be the iced lemon teabag suprise in which u dip you nut sack in ice lemon tea before give them a dunk in your friends mouth while they are sleeping
make sure to pull out as they awake or they may bite
dont tell your friends or u may get tea bagged

by liamgardiner September 30, 2008

Making Tea

When a woman squirts out of her vagina during orgasm.

I had Shani'qua making tea the other night!!

by Mr. Kleen November 12, 2010

tea bag

tea bag. a term for an elderly/old person - inparticular, beligerent and grumpy old people stuck in their prehistoric and judgemental ways.

Old woman : "Put that cigarette out you filthy young cretin"

Young smoker to freind : "Did you hear what that old tea bag just said?!"

by not_a_tea_bag November 23, 2009

tea bag

In the game of Halo, the act of squatting up and down repeatedly over a master chief or elite character that you have just killed simulating placing your scrotum in their mouth.

After slaying Toxic Jet with my sword I proceeded to tea bag his ass.

by Blondie5150 February 28, 2009

Hot Tea

N: Something that is, totally original, and or is very cool looking, useful, or just plain awsome.

That 240sx is hot tea.

by NoEmos June 16, 2004