by Bloodtiger12345 November 30, 2024

When you have a diet consisting of seeds and dried fruits for a month, and swallow a vibrating sextoy to loose your stool.
by Demonic thumper September 22, 2022

by Ephayes May 5, 2015

by devydoodles August 9, 2023

by Pedway94 September 6, 2019

When a trauma surgeon sticks his finger up a trauma patients anus to ensure there is no abdominal bleeding
“Hey, did you just shake the doctors hand”
“Yeah, why”
“I just saw him give the guy over there a trauma handshake”
“Ewwww”
“Yeah, why”
“I just saw him give the guy over there a trauma handshake”
“Ewwww”
by Anonчмous February 5, 2025

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
