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bermuda triangle

The act of two cars parking diagonally on either side of another car to form a triangle shape with the curb, thus making it difficult for the middle car to leave.
(Noun) We thought it would be funny if we made a bermuda triangle around him in the parking lot.

(Verb) I couldnt leave the movies until 9 because two people decided to bermuda triangle me in the parking lot.
by rickst13 February 16, 2004
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Cincinnati Strangler

When you wake up in the middle of the night and wrap your penis around your roommates neck and strangle them.
yo dude, my roommate gave me a cincinnati strangler last night because I didn't clean up my side of the room this weekend.
by chrisssstheamurican March 16, 2011
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stranged

Gave somebody a strange look, esp. one indicating confusion or irritation.
"Dad, what's the problem -- you stranged me when we were talking to mom just then."
by FitofPeak April 12, 2010
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Strangle-choke

DSM-IV

1) A condition wherein, a person who is an expert at a task, is forced to watch or teach a person who is horrible at the task move really really REALLY slowly. E.G., a luddite using a computer mouse for the first time. The person who is adroit at the task, slowly goes crazy watching the inept person trying to complete this simple thing, and wants to alternately strangle and choke them...but you'd never do such a thing.

2) When walking in a large city, with many pedestrians who are moving slowly, and are not self-aware, that block your path, don't walk straight, stop to take pictures of buildings, et cetera...and you...the fast walker, want to strangle and or choke them and move on...but you'd of course never do such a thing.

3) Anytime you're so pissed at someone or a pet, and you fantasize about strangling and choking them...even though you are so anti-violence that you're a vegan and a card carrying member of Amnesty International
So I'm at my sister's, and holy shit, I effing wanted to strangle-choke her like six times! She's trying to find some pictures on her puter, and I'm showing her how to use Windows Explorer, and WOW, she's a total computer idiot! Finally, I just knocked her ass out of the chair and showed her what to do before someone (her) got strangled, and or choked!
by The Fig December 8, 2011
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triangle scrub

the act of scratching your balls with the shaft of ones penis. used normally after having sex with a dirsty whore to try yto get rid of stds
dude after the whore i had to do the triangle scrub for four hours
by candyman420 May 25, 2012
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Strangle an Abo

by Shitstomper September 1, 2019
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Grape Stranglers

(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.
"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"
by jennwigg October 15, 2008
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