Pedo-stache

Commonly known as a total shit mustache that most pedophiles possess. Paul Coats as the most ideal pedo-stache, that shit is so insanely creepy looking.

Damn Paul Coat's pedo-stache is so god damn ugly.

by locolegend September 17, 2021

Diddler Stache

A diddler Stache is a mustache that you grow out when you have to replace your valve covers on your German engineered bMw for the 5th time

mikal went full diddler stache after he noticed his bmw was leaking like a som bish

by Vic Vinegur February 20, 2022

Crumb-stache

When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache

“Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”

by Crumb_got_boots April 21, 2022

Maiara Saccreighn

The loveable one, caring sweet young lady, aggressive, strong independent woman.

Maiara Saccreighn is a child of god.

by Saccreighn May 14, 2022

Christian Sacco

This big, beer drinking, and tree swinging mammal, knows a good time. He’s all about embracing different cultures, religions such as Hebrew and celebrating Hannakuh. Although he enjoys very little things, he finds much of his joy in drinking coffee and hurting other people. He does this to hide his true insecurities such as his wide hips and thick thighs. Giving him the nick name Jiggly. His true love often struggles with his drinking problem, and he often resorts to violence. This issue led him to transfer schools, and loose his camery. To cope with his lost car he now resorts to stealing and selling Dispos, and often beats his friends as they are “bad influences” as we try to guide him through the right path. There’s not much we can do to save him, but only hope.

Girl- Oh is that Christian Sacco, I heard he beats people who are different and loves 9/11.

by JuicyMeatballs10 June 10, 2022

Sweat-Stache

When someone has a sweaty upper lip and rudely drink from an apparatus that is intended for consumption by multiple people.

“Why couldn’t you waterfall the Arizona? You straight Sweat-Stached my drink…I don’t want it anymore. Keep it!”

He says he through with her but he’s probably at her house right now sweat-stach’n her snatch😂

by Brittany Krystine August 16, 2022

Pork stache

The term for a plus sized woman’s fat upper pussy area resting upon ones face whilst performing cunnilingus from the bottom position.

That fat girl was sitting on my face and giving me a pork stache.

by Dick the dictionary February 4, 2023