Frank that Smurf

A way of saying "fuck that shit" for people who don't like to cuss.

Me: He dude, give me a dollar?

Juan: Frank that Smurf!

by guidoforlife March 3, 2010

smurfette

A horny ass bitch who takes it up the shnozz by Shmoes.

@1Dude did you see that pornstar?
@2yeah man, she was a real smurfette. I'd do her up the shnozz.

@1 Wow, you are a shmoe.

by Falseeyelashes July 9, 2011

papa smurf

Pap smir? PAPA SMURF!

Rat Dick.

by Bwian Boyke March 28, 2003

Spurfing

the act of urination directly after masturbation causing excess sperm to surf down the stream

after having sex i felt a little excess nut custard so i decided to go spurfing

by the spurf king September 1, 2010

smurfberry juice

Slang term for a brand (Blue Thunder) of Nitro Fuel used in racing radio controlled cars.

I hate this Smurfberry juice, it runs way too hot.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

smurf piling

As a former employee at Best Buy, managers use to yell at us when we would congregate in small groups instead of walking the store looking for needy customers. The manager would come over and tell us to quit "smurf piling." The "smurf" was based on our Best Buy issued blue shirts and "piling" was the employees congregating.

"Hey you guys over in home theater, quit "Smurf Piling" and help some customers out."

by Geeked January 14, 2008

scurfing the internet

scurfing the internet involves searching the web for anything and everything that might be interesting while you are at work/school/uni or just bored. The word comes from a cross between scratching your ass and surfing the web.

I was meant to be working all day but i ended up scurfing the internet for random stuff because my job is so boring and scurfing makes my life a little more liveable.

by Bored Office Worker February 20, 2009