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the spotted dick

something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.
Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham

Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???

boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.
by TEHAM March 27, 2019
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Safe spot

Dude, she was so rough last night I had to tap her safe spot.
by Da' Rippa December 28, 2019
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week spot

the place that helps you deal with the fact you’ve got 7 days until your next hard fuck
Girl: Until Saturday comes, you’ll find me under the covers dealing with my week spot
by Ms. B Pre-Cummerbatch November 26, 2014
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Hittin the spot

" Hittin the spot " is the expression of sexual intercourse of the female G- spot
Jasmyne : Fuck me harder Nate youre hittin the spot
by 17thirtyn8 May 23, 2017
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Yub Spot

The area on an animal or critter you scratch that makes their rear leg kick frantically
Oh, you found my fur baby's yub Spot.. Look at his leg kickin' like there's no tomorrow!!
by Ginger Viking Jesus January 10, 2021
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sloppy spot

A vagina euphemism used due to its wet and slippery texture.
After I played with her tits, I slid my hand down to the sloppy spot.
by Wicho April 24, 2006
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Might Spot

The undefined area of skin between the vagina and anus.
I accidently hit the might spot having drunk sex; it might of been the vagina or might of been the anus.
by CRF450 October 21, 2008
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