My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014

What acid you’re smoking

When someone is tweaking really badly. This is a phrase you can say when someone is acting especially crazy.

I don’t know what acid you’re smoking but I didn’t cheat on you!!

by Jazzyraing October 8, 2019

give up smoking

A nicer way to phrase the act of dying.

If John's cancer comes back he'll probably give up smoking.

by LongSpanner January 28, 2022

Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024