split bisexual

Someone whose sexual and romantic orientation don't match. For example, the person may be sexually attracted to men and romantically attracted to women, or sexually attracted to women and romantically attracted to both sexes, or any combination as long as they're different from each other.

I like the idea of monogamy, but being a split bisexual, it doesn't really seem feasible for me.

by Thunderbro June 4, 2017

split toast

Eating food out of a vagina or butthole during brunch hours.

I went to my girlfriends to split toast yesterday.

by Mr. Ssssmith January 1, 2018

Split knuckle

A Vagina that you can clearly tell has been used to store drugs. Most commonly crack-cocaine

Yo man you can see that girls got split knuckle. I bet she’s had hella drugs in that cooch

by The Baby Whale January 25, 2019

split pea poop

When you have diarrhea and before you can flush you puke in the bowl to make a fresh batch of split pea poop.

My friend Jake repeatedly cooked a leftover lasagna multiple times in the oven which left him looking at the wrong side of a serving of split pea poop.

by Hunnysmax February 6, 2019

Split

In the context of a system, alter, or plurality as a whole (Disordered or not):
To split off of another alter

"I split not too long ago."
"Unfortunately, we split again the other day. That was... unpleasant."
"A split occurred again, she said."

by Dissociative mess June 2, 2021

wigg spliter

A shot to the head. A bullet that goes through your head.

Imma hit you with a wigg spliter in halo 3

by Eazymelow April 6, 2009

Baiani Split

Taking a dump between a girl's boobs, then putting a cherry on top.

After I shat on that MILF's boobs, I put a cherry on the top, and it looked like a Baiani Split

by transquiqui December 31, 2009