(Girl 1 bumps into girl 2 in the hallway)
Girl 1: Why you runnin into people like that? (The Salty one)
Girl 2: I didn't do nuthin!
Girl 1: Bitch, you lyin!
(They start cat fighting)
Guy: Damn, look at that SalteRcation
Guy 2: Right?!
Girl 1: Why you runnin into people like that? (The Salty one)
Girl 2: I didn't do nuthin!
Girl 1: Bitch, you lyin!
(They start cat fighting)
Guy: Damn, look at that SalteRcation
Guy 2: Right?!
by crazy_staniel March 19, 2013
Get the Saltercation mug.Salt her hoop:
Joe: hey did you hook up with Lauren last night?
Chad: Nah, I just salted her hoop and dipped. It was platonic.
Joe: hey did you hook up with Lauren last night?
Chad: Nah, I just salted her hoop and dipped. It was platonic.
by Gnath February 28, 2015
Get the salt her hoop mug.1. Speaking saltily; repetitively "going off" and roasting people in an epic fashion.
2. The condition of having a dry mouth.
2. The condition of having a dry mouth.
1. Yeezy had that salt-tongue at the VMAs.
2. Ugh, all this running is giving me that salt-tongue, you got any water?
2. Ugh, all this running is giving me that salt-tongue, you got any water?
by rudester34 July 5, 2015
Get the Salt-Tongue mug.A name for hugely fatty people, usually secretly. Salt is in the ocean. The ocean is big. Just like that guy you always thought lost 90 calories for every ten minutes he walked. Also an name for fat.
You can use salt as a code word for a certain fatty, or as a name for flabby fat.
You can use salt as a code word for a certain fatty, or as a name for flabby fat.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THAT GUY IS SALTY
Person 1: Ugh I'm gonna barf.
Person 2: Well at least you'll lose some of that salt.
Person 1: OMG I SAW SALT IN THE HALLWAY!
Person 2: How could you not he takes up half of the school.
Person 1: You ever wonder how salty you really are?
Person 2: Nah, but I'll tell you this-all of your thoughts about you being the saltiest girl in the school are true-CONGRATS YOU FIGURED OUT YOUR IDENTITY!
Person 1: Wait but I didn't think that-
Person 2: Hushhhhhh You see your shirt? No? Well I'll tell you that it's mahogany, like two other people's shirts in this classroom. I guess you're too salty to see it.
Person 1: Wait but what what what just what what is-
Person 2: Don't worry you won't be the saltiest girl for long-a new girl is coming and I heard her heart stopped once from attempting to climb up the stairs. She fell and tried to fall up instead of down.
Person 1: Ugh I'm gonna barf.
Person 2: Well at least you'll lose some of that salt.
Person 1: OMG I SAW SALT IN THE HALLWAY!
Person 2: How could you not he takes up half of the school.
Person 1: You ever wonder how salty you really are?
Person 2: Nah, but I'll tell you this-all of your thoughts about you being the saltiest girl in the school are true-CONGRATS YOU FIGURED OUT YOUR IDENTITY!
Person 1: Wait but I didn't think that-
Person 2: Hushhhhhh You see your shirt? No? Well I'll tell you that it's mahogany, like two other people's shirts in this classroom. I guess you're too salty to see it.
Person 1: Wait but what what what just what what is-
Person 2: Don't worry you won't be the saltiest girl for long-a new girl is coming and I heard her heart stopped once from attempting to climb up the stairs. She fell and tried to fall up instead of down.
by tianaabid March 29, 2016
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by Hotpotatojr January 27, 2018
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