salmonpants

When a female (or possibly male) has a very strong fishy odor coming from the crotch region.

I thought she was naked, but little did I know she was wearing salmonpants.

I smell fish...you must be wearing salmonpants.

by Ashland_rox December 31, 2009

ginger salmon

A famous term given to hoobastanks around your neighborhood. Commonly misconcieved by people as possesing red hair. Truly, only a small percent of ginger salmon posess red hair as an attribute; however most giner salmon are devilishly attractive, while at the same time poop and lift weights. These cunt-like tendancies are found attractive to only men such as shanthamothaf*ckinbird and Michael T. Mueller. These men are at times bi-sexual in nature, but loving towards all creatures.

Pat- Hey Shan, have you seen alex diverde lately??

Shan- Naww, he's at the club gettin his ginger salmon on with the hermaphrodites ;) :P lol :)

by SCALLHOGEN BISCUIT August 8, 2010

Solo Facial

The act of Hanging yourself upside down by a rope and then jerking it so you get semen all over your face.

Bill: Why the long face, Jack?

Jack: Well, my parents came in from Georgia today to pay a visit.....

Bill: What happened?

Jack: I did a Solo facial in the bathroom and I couldn't get down.............

Bill: So then what happened?

Jack: My wife found me and got me down.

Bill: Oooooooooooooh... and then what happened?

Jack: And then mom and dad walked in...

Bill: Could it get any worse?

Jack: And then my 4 year old son walked in...

by ForTheFührer! July 28, 2009

salmons

Slang often referring to physically abusing another person on the basis of their sexual preference.

Mike was given a salmons just for walking out of the gay bar.

by Denmark-Dan December 3, 2006

soloact

A soloact is usually a musician or singer who does things by themselves because playing in a band is not financially rewarding enough and not cost effective for today's pub or restaurant owner.

"Our bar only seats fifty people, so we cannot afford to hire a band, so let's book a soloact."

by Gary McGill January 30, 2007

solo

Special weapons division military project aimed at creating a cyborg killing machine designed to be an expendable attack soldier. The project was abandoned because of a failures at a programming level. The machine went a-wall in undisclosed South American jungles where it began to randomly attack men with big guns and stuff. Further developments in programming failures led to an expanded sense of ugly laughter and man love (the robot left "his" potential lover, Byagula, to go hold, caress, and man-love his affeminate male creator, and later Byagula's little brother). The Solo cyborg was allegedly destroyed fighting some guy with a big gun-hand thingy, and then the world fell apart or some shit. I dunno. I really stopped paying attention after that. My heart hurt in sadness for actually spending an hour watching this.

"Like Mike"

by evilgenimus August 18, 2003

salmon helmet

The sexual act of a man or woman putting thier entire head into a vagina.

Last night I gave your mom a salmon helmet.

by Destroy89 June 11, 2006