pavlovian slip

When someone says something to you that triggers a meme response.

*at a family reunion*
Aunt: I beg to differ
You: then beg
Aunt: what was that?
You: just a Pavlovian slip

pavlovian slip by Oceancoombs December 19, 2019

Alabama Slip and Slide 

When you oil up your cousin and then wrestle them until penetration occurs

"Yo that Alabama Slip and Slide was crazy"
"Yah bro, my cousin loved it"

Alabama Slip and Slide by _wario_ January 20, 2020

sad slaps 

High quality music that you listen to either when you're sad or when you want to make yourself feel sad.

I was feeling shitty yesterday so I sat down and listened to sad slaps for a few hours.

sad slaps by FuccboiFred April 22, 2020

Phonian slip 

An accidental emoji or image sent to the person you are texting that is uncomfortably relevant to the context of your conversation and your true feelings. Albeit badly timed. It is often embarrassing.

"Oh my god did you hear that Ben accidentally sent Tabetha a floating heart emoji ! "

" I don't think it was accidental at all ! Sounds like a Phonian slip to me! "

Phonian slip by er6ben August 11, 2020

Australian slip n slide 

noun: a woman's genitals

I need to trim my nails before I take the trip down her Australian slip n slide

Australian slip n slide by Cerrunos87 March 13, 2021

Zip slip 

The act of your dick unintentionally falling out of the front flap in your underwear. NOT to be confused with the more ambiguous dick slip

Brad: Ow, fuck! Yo Chad, wait up!
Chad: What’s wrong bro, can’t keep up?
Brad: Nah bro, I had a zip slip!
Chad: Ouch, man! Hope you didn’t chafe against the zipper too bad!
Brad: All good, dude. This one was far from my worst.

Zip slip by SquirrelFkr April 30, 2021

Random ships

Alright fellow humans! I think ever since movies and shows came out the human race has been BROKEN BY STUPIDITY! WE DO NOT SHIP PEOPLE LIKE ELSA AND ANNA, OR EZRA AND KANAN, OR FINN AND POE, OR ELSA AND JACK FROST, OR JESSE AND LUKAS, OR MERIDA AND HICCUP!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE EITHER FROM DIFFERENT MOVIES AND DO NOT MATCH AT ALL, OR THEY ARE APPARENTLY "CLOSE FRIENDS" so that people are like, "IF THEY ARE CLOSE FRIENDS, THEN THEY'RE IN LOVE!" ARE YOU ALL DELUSIONAL?! WAKE UP! JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE CLOSE DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE IN LOVE! IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW AHT ROMANCE IS! ALL HUMANS READING THIS, LIKE THIS IF YOU AGREE, OR DISLIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE DELUSIONAL AND YOU SHIP RANDOM PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE "CLOSE FRIENDS" OR THEY ARE "SIMILAR"!

I HATE it when people ship random ships! This is crud! Garbage! Trash!

Random ships by ClubWatAh May 15, 2021