Satanic Elephant

A Satanic Elephant is a random expresseion of any feeling (or it could just mean an Elephant that is a Satanist) The word orginated in a Science class when the creator of this amzing phraze (comming back in after being sent out) shouted it randomly.

'oh your such a Satanic Elephant'
'Satanic Eleplants rule'

by BeckyBat March 14, 2005

satans egg nog

A funny way of saying semen.

Don't be afraid to pour satans egg nog over her face.

by DeenMachine December 25, 2006

Satan

The ovrlord of just about anything you can imagine. He will eat your babies and kick your children. So dont FUCK with Satan. Or I will eat your babies.

Satan is my best friend.<3

by Jerkasauris Rex. January 26, 2011

satanism

Satanism doesn ' t mean you worship the devil ,
in ancient hebrew , satan meant the opposer ,
Satan opposes the hypocritical morals of the so called " holy church " and its followers ,
so basicly , if you follow satanism ,
that just means your an atheist ,
a aggressive atheist

atheist
satanism

by kidditskunchok August 19, 2010

satanist

As dictionary.com states, "The worship of Satan characterized by a travesty of the Christian rites." For those who say that satanists are atheists, you would be wrong. Atheism is the belief that there is no god(s) and they do not follow any religion. So stop grouping yourselves with atheists, because its not true.

As an atheist, i believe in no god(s) or religions. However, i showed up today and saw a couple people defining satanists as belonging or being a part of atheism, which is wrong and misleading... unknown whether or not the people who made this statement were christians looking to ridicule atheists, some kids/ moronic adults screwing around or some satanists looking to not look so bad.

by chrisguy January 20, 2006

sarcophillis satanicus

1.the act of putting an entire prescription all of your shengralanturn and not going to sleep, only to fall asleep at the wheel at 9 a.m. and crash your car into another person's car. However your head is so hard as it breaks the windshield that nothing else happens.

2. tazmanian devil

Sarco, was crazy on sunday night and satanicused himself.

by DJ TOEJAM June 4, 2004

joy of satan

A moronic group led by even bigger morons who believe that the alien water god Enki was mans creator.Tse dumb cult also believes that Hitler is the Messiah and that if u even look at a Jew, youre damned. The group teaches that all Jews are evil and even seeing one is a big sin, with the exception of their Divinus Magister Zecharia Sitchin, who wrote the Holy Book of the JOS called The Lost Book of Enki. Every JOSer is required to have the book or punishment will be bestowed. THey have a punishment squad led by its leader, Maxines Asswasher.....also known as Her Holy Slave.....i mean Servant. If you dont do anything but force people, spam the net with JOS links and rob people&#347; money to be given to them, he will send u so called death curses

I am a retard since im with the Joy of Satan

by sepoplak January 1, 2008