Shoosh Pap

The act of patting your friend's face and making a soothing 'shoosh' sound so they'll calm down

My friend was totally freaking out so I had to shoosh pap him for a while.

by mybanana May 24, 2013

shove it sideways

A rather rude retort; the insinuation being that the intended audience of this request shove an object of questionable safety & hygiene sideways up their bum.

Teacher to pupil: "Chloe, i hear you flapping your busy little gums back there. Since you're currently receiving a "D" in this class, i'd think you - OF ALL PEOPLE!- would pay attention".
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"

by wavyg July 17, 2014

shoe horned

Forced into a position or situation where, under normal circumstances, wouldn't have fit or belonged otherwise.

Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.

The producer insisted the writers shoe horned a romantic sub-plot in what was supposed to just be a horror-themed crime drama.

"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."

by Waffletron May 2, 2016

Shrek and Chill

To gather with a bunch of your cronies and partake in the devils lettuce.

Hey Lucus wanna go Shrek and Chill?

by Shrek N' Chill May 11, 2016

She’lah

A beautiful, unique and sassy girl who excels in the creative aspect of her personality. Typically voted the most understanding and compassionate of all her peers. Loves animals & photography; is loyal to her friends and family and is truly the life of any party! Not to be confused with Sheilah, Shelah, or Shayla.

She’lah spends a lot of time correcting people who call her Shelah.

That girl is such a She’lah, don’t mistake her kindness for weakness.

by Xcocainecowgirl August 19, 2019

Shmeal Theory

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021

shropshire

Magic/Psilocybin mushrooms.

Wanna go camping and do some shropshire?

by hairyotter April 15, 2022